Knee-jerk bitch reaction

[ladyvyola]

Canon Character X meets "Original" Character Z. X is immediately impressed, overwhelmed and horny and sets out to win Z's hot bod comic book collection twu wuv. But oh, noes! Unfortunately for X, Z is haunted by a dark past (and a personality disorder) and distrusts all men/woman/were-hamsters. X must show his/her/its sensitive side if he/she/fuzzy little it hopes to win Z over.

Whenever I see any variation of the above summary, I run shrieking into the night. Much like Rodney and citrus, if ingested, it makes me itch, break out in hives, then collapse on the floor, gasping for breath.

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[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*