Dear fandom gods,

It is not fair to make me watch the end of the Supernatural episode "Heart" last night while recovering from a wicked and persistent migrane. Damn you, you bastards. Sobbing did not help. At all.

However, Jared Padalecki's chest has rocketed waaaaaaay up in the rankings. Oh. My. God. A thing of beauty. I believe I was spontaneously moved to ... uh, poetry. That's it. Poetry. I'd like to hit take that and call you in the morning.