An angsty vampire? Why didn't *I* think of that?

[ladyvyola]

Hey, av_lad -- remember that hoax I showed you where the SFWA wrote a horrendous novel and submitted to Publish"WeAreNotAVanityPress!"America?

Check out the third paragraph.

And then check out the incredibly original characterizations and plot points!

::shakes fists at Anne Rice::

Dammit, woman! You popularized the sub-genre, then went batshit insane. Now those following behind you are starting out insane. (Okay, it's probable that you were always insane, but you hid it pretty well for a while. They're not even trying.)

Comments

[psu-jedi.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....I wonder if she could write a TV series? I bet UPN would pick it up! Or the WB! I hear they're looking for a good vamp show...

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

I don't care how hot you are.*

I hate you.

*Or how pregnant.

[psu-jedi.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! I'm due in April now, didn't you know? ;-)

[borgmama.livejournal.com]

Really, I thought it was March?? >:D

[psu-jedi.livejournal.com]

Actually, I had the baby Sunday night when I got home...

I don't know what I'm going to name them. I had twins.

Hmm...maybe Luke & Leia?

Or should it be Jacen and Jaina?

Maybe Anakin and Anniekin?

*snort*

Ann Rice is an evil cow . . .

[borgmama.livejournal.com]

who just needs to get over herself and her big stinking pile of literary crap that she has belched out over the last 15 years. Oh, how I long for a well written vamp story . . . hmmm, what's Joss doing these days?