An angsty vampire? Why didn't *I* think of that?

[ladyvyola]

Hey, av_lad -- remember that hoax I showed you where the SFWA wrote a horrendous novel and submitted to Publish"WeAreNotAVanityPress!"America?

Check out the third paragraph.

And then check out the incredibly original characterizations and plot points!

::shakes fists at Anne Rice::

Dammit, woman! You popularized the sub-genre, then went batshit insane. Now those following behind you are starting out insane. (Okay, it's probable that you were always insane, but you hid it pretty well for a while. They're not even trying.)

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Ann Rice is an evil cow . . .

[borgmama.livejournal.com]

who just needs to get over herself and her big stinking pile of literary crap that she has belched out over the last 15 years. Oh, how I long for a well written vamp story . . . hmmm, what's Joss doing these days?