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Quoth Miss Kitty

scoobygang63:

That's right kids. Someone had to do it at some point didn't they? I present you:

Once More With Cursing by Miss Kitty

JKR: Yes folks, that’s right. I have sold out entirely and gone for a musical movie. Sod the books- did you know I have to write seven? It took me two years to do book five! I probably won’t live to finish the last one! Well, they told me the kids are getting older and considerably less cute (especially the Weasley twins) and that musicals always make so much more money, what with the soundtracks and scores and sheet music… Anyway, here it is. Enjoy it. Or go home, you know, either way I’m worth more than the Queen.

[Privet Drive, night, the day before school starts. Harry is sitting at his window with Dobby beside him.]

HARRY: Every single summer, the same arrangement
I come home to Privet Drive
Still I always feel their magic hatred
Nothing here is good nothing here is nice.
I’ve been making shows of avoiding Dudley’s blows
Just hoping no one knows
That I’ve been going through the motions
Waiting for school to start
Nothing seems to penetrate my heart.

I am always brave, annoyingly courageous
Now I find I’m wavering
Faced with my fat cousin
You’ll find all that magic just doesn’t mean a thing.

DOBBY: He ain’t got that swing.

Once More With Cursing by Miss Kitty

Go. Read. Now.