This just in: caffeine linked to IQ

The sign on Panera's door read "Our coffee machines are broken. We have no coffee today. We are trying to fix them but we have no coffee right now."

I can't count the number of people who wandered in as I was waiting for my danish and milk, plaintively asking, "No coffee at all?"

Of course, it was funny only because I wasn't the one being asked the question over and over again. I'm sure some of the clerks were ready to find nice, big, serrated bread knives....