This just in: caffeine linked to IQ

[ladyvyola]

The sign on Panera's door read "Our coffee machines are broken. We have no coffee today. We are trying to fix them but we have no coffee right now."

I can't count the number of people who wandered in as I was waiting for my danish and milk, plaintively asking, "No coffee at all?"

Of course, it was funny only because I wasn't the one being asked the question over and over again. I'm sure some of the clerks were ready to find nice, big, serrated bread knives....

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[borgmama.livejournal.com]

And it didn't hurt that you weren't a coffee drinker either! ;)