Visions of sugarplu-- well, visions of *something*, at any rate

I keep seeing commericals for Fred Claus.

Now I want fic with Fred (Vince Vaughn), Bernard (David Krumholtz, The Santa Clause) and Buddy (Will Ferrell, Elf) trying to reconcile their versions of Santa.

My needs are simple.

I also see that Ludacris plays "Angry Elf" in Fred Claus. I want Papa Elf (Bob Newhart, Elf) to deal with him.

Is that so wrong?