You should see her headlights (OMG inappropriate comment is inappropriate!)

[ladyvyola]

I keep forgetting to take a picture of this myself (fortunately, someone else was equally boggled and had a camera) but everytime I go into Giant Food I am struck anew by the epic cross-promotional fail that is the Little Debbie NASCAR team signage:

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[derryderrydown]

The noises I made on seeing that are indescribable* but were reminiscent of a drowning zombie.

* I'm sure I've spelled that wrong but I'm too tired to figure out how.

[ladyvyola]

Derry, the delicious snack cakes are urging us to molest the underage farmgirls. What further horrors does the dairy case conceal? And dare we even step foot in Produce?

[pandarus.livejournal.com]

::stares::

...surely you jest?

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

One would think. But NO.

And there is no other clarifying text above or below this message of underage molestation encouragement.

[bfrb.livejournal.com]

Can you photoshop a pretty pony in there so that I can feel less dirty after making the connection that you so graphically spell out?

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

[sweill.livejournal.com]

OMG.
That is SO disturbing.
But I'm imagining in my (red)neck of the woods, noone would bat an eye if your were to point out WHY.

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

Gives an all new meaning to "after-school snack", doesn't it?

[caryabend.livejournal.com]

Little Debbie Muffins are an Afternoon Delight!

[sweill.livejournal.com]

Ew, ew and more ew.

[caryabend.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you'd prefer Little Debbie American Pie? French and Brazillian styles also available!

:) I'll be going now.

[caryabend.livejournal.com]

Rule 34 exists for this stuff!