Icon pairing meme and GIP!

[ladyvyola]

So, the crack!pairing icon meme, as devised by liviapenn:

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.

So, after taking my nephews and brother off and leaving myself (and a few inanimate objects, just because) on, we get

• Anakin Skywalker/Barbara Gordon -- ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch. And then she tells him to suck it up and deal. Babs runs over Palpatine's toes with her hoverchair, no younglings are killed, and Yoda finds out that escrima sticks sting worse than his cane.



• Bart Allen/Bruce Wayne -- eeep! Brain 'splodey. But happily.



• Charlie Eppes/chibi!Robin -- that's the SpyBoy-Young Justice cross-over chibi!Robin and the thought of that sneaky, chaos-wreaking construct running amok in Charlie's precise, order-driven world makes me boggle. And smile.



• Clark Kent/cookies -- OTP! Canon OTP!



• Dick Grayson/Frederick Frankenstein -- possibly because I want to see Nightwing in the Madeline Kahn role. "Taffeta, darling! Taffeta!"



• Han Solo (in carbonite)/Havelock Vetinari -- the Patrician needs a new paperweight. (And Vimes can strike matches on him.)



• John Sheppard/John Smith -- they're just these guys, you know? Except, NOT. This could work. Dead Zone and Atlantis are totally in the same universe. Somebody give this bunny to astolat, stat.



• Kon-El/Lian Harper -- okay, so everybody in the DCU would threaten to rip Kon's nuts off for even thinking of this but by the time Lian's of an age, she's going to be so mature (especially in relation to Kon!) and so able to take care of herself (in every sense) that she's just going to stand there snickering at the thought of Roy, Ollie, Dick, et al, trying to protect her. Also, he needs to babysit her now.



• Lily Bart/Obi-Wan Kenobi -- this can only end in tears. And laudanum. I saw the end of Ep III. (Sci-fi health care, my ass.) Let's all just pack it in and give way to despair.



• Peter Parker/River Tam -- their spider senses are tingling! They cling to walls! They fight crime! They quip! They are omgsocute together! Yet with an underlying tragedy that keeps it from getting too flighty.



• Rodney McKay/Simon Tam -- it's all about the brains, people. Really. And the snark. Can you hear them commiserating about the idiots they've had to deal with? I'll be in my bunk contemplating the killer pretty brains.



• Tim Drake/Vyola -- because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnit, I deserve it.



• Zatanna/Zhanna's dress -- she's worn the goddamn fishnets long enough. She can try out the corset for a while. My shallowness continues.

Comments

[lanchid.livejournal.com]

Peter Parker/River Tam -- their spider senses are tingling! They cling to walls! They fight crime! They quip! They are omgsocute together! Yet with an underlying tragedy that keeps it from getting too flighty.

Owowowowowowowow! Um........that would work, wouldn't it? Oh! What if it was Ben "theclone" Parker? Um......yeah. Stop me.

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking more Ultimates Spidy when I see it in my head....

[flambeau.livejournal.com]

Rodney McKay/Simon Tam

*goggles*

You should write this for me. No really.