Am I asking too much of the Criminal-American community?

[ladyvyola]

You know, all I ask of people is a little forethought, a little planning. I want to see evidence of actual brain activity.

And that applies to criminals, too.

Alleged Bank Robber Seeks Directions -- and then he gets really stupid.

Comments

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. I was just reading this story on boston.com. I like their version (http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2004/08/31/alleged_thief_mistakes_copy_shop_for_a_bank/) even better than Yahoo's, because of this paragraph:

''One of the clerks turned to another one of the clerks and questioned the note. Then they said, 'Do you know you are in a copy store and all we can give you is copies?' " said Boston University Police Captain Robert E. Molloy, who chuckled as he recounted the conversation.

*giggles*

[psu-jedi.livejournal.com]

Huh. If the copy dudes were smart, they would've taken a $20 from their pocket, make copies of it, then give them to the guy.

That would've been amusing!!

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

LOL. I imagine they were too busy thinking, "Is this guy for real?" to think of something so clever. ;)

[psu-jedi.livejournal.com]

But a bright red dye pack exploded as he fled in his truck, which got a flat tire not far away.

Why did "Raising Arizona" suddenly come to mind?

"NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND!!!!"

[clannadlvr.livejournal.com]

*laughs* No honor among theives, much?

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

No brains among morons....