Gacked from
spasticat
The Predetermined Occupation Selector has determined that
You shall live in a pair of tight-ass vinyl pants. Your job shall be to stop loving especially beautiful follicles.
Pretty sure there's a Michael Rosenbaum angle in there somewhere.
On the other hand,
You shall live on the internet. Your job shall be to molest unsuspecting syllables.
Seems to be dead accurate.
The Predetermined Occupation Selector has determined that
You shall live in a pair of tight-ass vinyl pants. Your job shall be to stop loving especially beautiful follicles.
Pretty sure there's a Michael Rosenbaum angle in there somewhere.
On the other hand,
You shall live on the internet. Your job shall be to molest unsuspecting syllables.
Seems to be dead accurate.