Needless to say, it wasn't the "Melon" that concerned me....

So the waitress at the diner had a fairly strong accent.

ME: What are today's soups?
WAITRESS: Vegetable, French Onion, Melon Crap, and Cream of Turkey.
ENTIRE TABLE: ....
ME: What was the third one again?
WAITRESS: Melon Crap.
ME: Uh....
HALF THE TABLE: Oh! Maryland Crab!

For the record, the Cream of Turkey was fabulous.