Snark. Squee. Rinse. Repeat.

Hee! Had a little downtime so I was catching up on various shows over on Television Without Pity and came across these gems for the Supernatural episode "Fresh Blood":

Gordon then asks for a description of the guys that chased after the vampire, and elicits this response: "One of them was real tall?" Hey, IMDb, even the show's bit players aren't going along with the notion that Jared Padalecki is only three inches taller than Jensen Ackles. Three feet would be more believable, so GIVE IT UP ALREADY. Anyway, Gordon looks at Kubrick like, "Positive ID on the Ginormotron. Let's roll."

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the boys were motionless and staring like two extremely aesthetically pleasing and well-proportioned deer in a pair of rather crusade-minded and insane headlights