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Oct. 24th, 2003 02:05 pmI love my friends. They send me links like this one, to Mr. Bling the Gold Teeth Specialist.
Choice comments from his mission statement:
Our business philosophy is simple: To provide our customers with the best product made by our expert gold teeth makers.
and
We also have another goal as well: To bring you the best shopping experience for gold teeth on the internet.
Oh, and get this -- they send you a "starter kit" to make your own plaster cast of your teeth, then you send it back for them to make your order. Uh-huh. Sounds like a recipe for self-suffocation to me. And dude! If I were going to lay out that much cash for dental jewelry, I'd want a custom fit by an actual expert. No budget bling for this girl, yo!
Choice comments from his mission statement:
Our business philosophy is simple: To provide our customers with the best product made by our expert gold teeth makers.
and
We also have another goal as well: To bring you the best shopping experience for gold teeth on the internet.
Oh, and get this -- they send you a "starter kit" to make your own plaster cast of your teeth, then you send it back for them to make your order. Uh-huh. Sounds like a recipe for self-suffocation to me. And dude! If I were going to lay out that much cash for dental jewelry, I'd want a custom fit by an actual expert. No budget bling for this girl, yo!
