Oh, those wacky knitters!

Possibly the most amusing kerfluffle to ever hit LJ and not a single mention of fandom!

Knitting, the price of yarn, and an intense discussion of God's pubic hair.

Also, the evils of crochet, the reason Orthodox Jews spell it "G-d", the fact that only perverts ever check out your LJ info page, and a debate of incarnation vs reincarnation that only a mother could love.

Trust me. It'll brighten your day.

Mooooooo!

Thanks to copperbadge, I have had the opportunity to apologize to the cows. You can, too.