Or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provençal manner with shallots

In other words - SPAM, baby!

Piping hot and fresh in my mailbox this morning:

Attract men with bigger breasts!

No. Just... no. The last thing I need is Fight Club-style "Bob had bitch-tits" guys in my life.

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