A visit from the Birthday Fairy!

[ladyvyola]

happy birthday


Let's see, let's see....

::rummages through Wish Bag::

Ah, here it is!

May the co-workers/clerks/customers/fellow commuters/
everybody you have to deal with on a daily basis in the upcoming year
prove to be significantly less moronic than they were this year.
And you'll be thrilled to learn that your special Birthday Wish is unisex, non-denominational, politically unaffiliated, low-sodium, fat-free, no-sugar added, one-size-fits-most, cruelty-free, endorsed by the Dali Lama and does not make your butt look fat.

Comments

[psu-jedi.livejournal.com]

Are you sure that isn't my birthday wish, a few months late? ;-)

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

I almost added something about how it could double as maternitywear/was suitable for re-gifting....