Why must you deprive me of slash I can watch with the whole family?

SCREW YOU, COMCAST.

You went in and out all night and totally deprived me of Gibbs and Tony's date. And no, only flickering once or twice while Gibbs lectured DiNozzo Senior about not loving his son enough doesn't get you any points either. You're cable. You're supposed to be on.

Dammit.

Living Dolls

Whoa.

Criminal Minds, a show that knows how to bring the creepy, set a whole new standard in creepy tonight.

Major kudos to the hair/make-up department. Who needs blood when you've got pancake and lipstick?

And the actresses playing this week's victims? Television acting really is all about the eyes.

CM's also always been good about balancing sympathy for UNSUBs programmed by trauma and chemistry with the need to STOP THEM NOW AND SAVE PEOPLE and this UNSUB was possibly the saddest we've ever seen. Like Garcia said, doomed.

Note to the world: Do NOT wave your credentials in front of Dr. Spencer Reid. He will pwn your sorry ass. He's also hot while doing it. ::is shallow::