Evil isn't glamorous when molting's involved

My sister-in-law, the mother of my nephews (aka the cutest children in the world^TM), has the nerve to say that in any comparison of ourselves with Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters, I am the First.

I know someone who'll be regretting the loss of an eye free babysitting....

In other news, this winter's being a bitch to my skin. I mean, I may not be the most fanatical person in regards to applying lotion and such, but I do take reasonable measures. However, right now my hands are so dry they're cracking and peeling along my life lines. And dude, that cannot be good.