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[ladyvyola]

SEND HELP. MY TV IS TUNED TO NBC SPORTS CHANNEL. BRUINS VS PENGUINS.

I DO NOT KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED. HELP HELP HELP.

MY HOUSEMATE WILL BE HOME SOON. HE WILL POINT AND LAUGH.

THIS IS A DISASTER IN THE MAKING.

HELP HELP HELP.

... I BLAME ALL OF YOU.

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[derryderrydown]

COME TO TWITTER! THERE IS A SUPPORT GROUP! WHICH FOCUSES ON PORN, ADMITTEDLY.

[ladyvyola]

HOW DOES ONE TWITTER?

MY PHONE IS MERELY A PHONE, UNSUITED FOR SUCH NEWFANGLED YOUTH ACTIVITIES.

[derryderrydown]

SO IS MINE. I twitter with an internet.

[ladyvyola]

HARUMPH. FINE.

ladyvyola (well, at least I'm consistent)

WHO SHOULD I FOLLOW?

OMG PEER PRESSURE.

[derryderrydown]

Hurrah!

Meeee! @derryderrydown because I am also consistent.
@theslaingod (valtyr on here)
@svnspanishangels
@hapakitsune
@g_e_m_likeflame
@BearsEtc
@FandomButterfly
@voices_dv
@caperg33l

[clanwilliam]

*points and laughs at both of you*

That's three of my friends sucked into ice hockey RPF over the past few months.

[ladyvyola]

YOU HAVE A VOODOO DOLL, DON'T YOU. YOU ARE POKING PINS SHAPED LIKE LITTLE HOCKEY STICKS INTO US AND LAUGHING. DON'T LIE.

[clanwilliam]

Don't be daft. If I wanted to torture you, you'd be RPFing cricket and writing a 100,000-word saga about the epic romance between Mike Gatting and Shane Warne - could their relationship survive the ball of the century?

Actually, I'd pay for Shane Warne angst, just so I could laugh my head off.