Do it. Dooooo eeeeeeeet!

[ladyvyola]

Because everyone should have a little crack to get them through Monday....

May I suggest Captain Jack Sparrow/Miss Piggy?

Go on, you know you want to click it.

Comments

[lanchid.livejournal.com]

I am not clicking on it. You are one sick puppy, lady!


;-P

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't write it!

I just found it. While wandering down a dark Internet alley. In a short skirt.

[av-lad.livejournal.com]

Dammit!!! I clicked.

[caryabend.livejournal.com]

While funny as an anectode of Mr. Sparrow's overall boorish behavior, I don't feel that it adequately captures Ms. Piggy's personality. Only at the terminus of the piece, with the near-mandatory inclusion of her signature exclamation, does it represent her presence. 1/2 Star.

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

1/2 Star.

And some would complain if hanged with a new rope....

[caryabend.livejournal.com]

Sure. Who wants those rough, itchy, strands sticking into their neck while just waiting and hanging around? Better to be near the end of day when everybody else has worn it down somewhat. Besides, I have sensitive skin, and wouldn't want to break out.

[spitecandy.livejournal.com]

is this gonna be fan/slash fic if I click? I cant be havin with that.

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

It's a tiny snippet someone wrote with Miss Piggy as one of the "ladies" of Tortuga to whom Jack has made a promise he won't be keeping. Most such ladies simply slap Jack (whether he thinks he deserves it or not). Miss Piggy.... does something else. Hi-ya!