Shame spiral initiated

[ladyvyola]

JFC, Hockey RPF. What have you done to me? I'm watching fights on YouTube.

Hate you, hate you, hate you.

Also, Geno's face. Dammit.

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[ladyvyola]

Why would you spring that photo on me? Whyyyyyyyy? Now I need all the fic.

[derryderrydown]

Because I have no intention of allowing you to escape from this fandom. *cackles evilly*

In related news, have you seen Ovie looking hot as fuck lately?

[ladyvyola]

You shut your face. I live in the D.C. area and don't need this sort of thing about someone I could conceivably run into.

I mean, literally run into. I have bounced off of Washington Redskins before.

[derryderrydown]

I am going to come and visit you, purely in order to stalk Ovie.

[ladyvyola]

Ooooo, I had to actually kidnap clanwilliam from a hotel -- you I can just lure into my van with a promise of puppies and candy!

[derryderrydown]

Puppies, candy, and hockey players...

[ladyvyola]

Liquor....

[derryderrydown]

She's been telling you stories about me, hasn't she...?

[ladyvyola]

No, she took me to every pub in London so I EXTRAPOLATED.

[derryderrydown]

That's a completely offensive generalisation about British-and-Irish people!

Okay, and entirely true.

(Are you going to be at DWCon in 2014 or was that one a one-off? I'm still so annoyed with myself that I missed you, the evening I was there.)

[ladyvyola]

That was a one-off for me and av_lad, alas! But someday.... ::wistful, wishful:: And I want to get him up to York sometime (I got to spend a week there about 10 years ago) because it WAS Ankh-Morpork. :D

Speaking of.... We may drop in on North American DWCon in July since it's in Baltimore, MD and we have a friend on the ConCom (um, we seem to have developed a pattern!). We're a little on the fence because we heard some train-wreck noises about the organizational process but they may have overcome that and all will run smooth. ::crosses fingers::

[derryderrydown]

Also, does that mean you won't read my Sid/Geno story that comes complete with bonus Sid/Ovie? *huge eyes* But it's my stooooory!

[ladyvyola]

Is this the sex toy story? Because I am so there.

And I have already read some Sid/Ovie so cleary I am a woman of low standards and there's no point in running out and getting some at this late date.

(I'm pretty sure Ovie would say he is always a bonus. Or perhaps a fucking gift. In every sense.)

[derryderrydown]

Yep, sex toy story. Now standing at 7.2k words and CAN IT JUST END PLEASE???

Any standards you bought now probably wouldn't be compatible with the original software, so it'd just be a waste. You might as well give in to Ovie. You know you want to.

I mean, he sings! After a fashion.

[ladyvyola]

WHUT

Just....

::goes back to the short hair beautiful facial hair photo to ease the pain::