Up until now I've fastidiously avoided anything to do with these fan film forums.

Me too, but I had to read.

I wanted to post, especially to the "boyz" who said the leads weren't at all attractive:

Uh-huh...why do I picture you as a 300 pound, pimply-faced moron sitting in front of the computer right now wacking off to pictures of some anime babe? Stereotype, yes. But let's face it...I bet I'm hittin' pretty close to home here, fanboy.

But for some reason, I couldn't bring myself to do it. *sigh*