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So my mom, [livejournal.com profile] av_lad and I were wandering through Wal-Mart when what to our wondering eyes should appear than a rack of novelty ties. You know, the usual: Penguin, snowman, Redskins, sports, sports, World's Best Dad, Jesus on the cross.

Me: Oh. My. God.
AV Lad: Mmmm?
Me: No! Literally! Oh. My. God. ::pulls out tie::
AV Lad: Oh. My. God.
Mom: Take a picture!

And so, without further ado, the novelty necktie rack at the Manassas, VA Wal-Mart (be sure to click for larger images; trust me, you need the full effect):

Nothing spices up a business lunch like Crucifiction neckware!

But wait - there's more! )
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I discovered this via [livejournal.com profile] slodwick and have learned that the Internet isn't just for porn.

No, it's also for truth and knowledge. Really.

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