ladyvyola: me as a steampunk doctor - big victorian hat and sinister light from below (trust me I'm a doctor)
Lindsey Lohan at the Golden Globes, as described by the Fug Girls:

[A] cross between the Mother Superior at a disco convent and Joan of Arc at the famed "A Rouen With A View" prison mixer in early 1431.

People, the Fug Girls are a precious national resource. This kind of snark needs to be cherished.

Cherish, people. Cherish!